The Hero: Jay Deacon. 20yo. High school dropout. No ambitions. No prospects. No luck. Has a part-time job and a part-time girlfriend. One of these things sucks, and the other one…well. You know.
The Quest: Deal with the rowdy teens, horny couples, and drunk assholes who think a fantasy escape room is a walk-in-cake. Piece-of-the-park. Whatever. The personal injury waiver should be enough to deter those who are prone to projectile vomiting at the slightest hint of danger. Evidently not.
The Reward: $15/hr. (Company benefits available to full-time employees only.)
