The Supernormal - Comedy - Supernatural

#1 - A Jack-of-all-trades, But Master of None, Is Better Than a Master of One 2338

#2 - Family is Like a Fungus. Even if You Get Rid of It, It's Not Really Gone 1894

#3 - You Should Choose Your Vehicle the Same Way You Choose Your Friends 1927

#4 - Worried Parents Make an Apache Helicopter Look Like a Chihuahua 2186

#5 - You Can't Call Yourself Civilised Until You've Put on Your Pants 2578

#6 - Everybody's a Slave to Something, When You Think About It 2487

#7 - Just Because You Think You're Special Doesn't Mean You're Exempt From Parking Laws, Dammit! 2134

#8 - Comedy and Tragedy Are the Same Thing, Just From Different Perspectives 2227

#9 - Always Bring Your Turtle to a Magic Fight 2367

#10 - The Only Thing More Fragile Than a Snowflake is a Winner's Pride 2087

#11 - Turn-Based Games Are Fun Because They're Unrealistic 2174

#12 - Just Because It's Made For Kids Doesn't Mean Adults Can't Enjoy It 2135

#13 - A Game Is Only as Serious as Its Stakes 2375

#14 - You Can't Just Leeroy Jenkins Your Way Out of Everything (1) 2039

#15 - You Can't Just Leeroy Jenkins Your Way Out of Everything (2) 1997

#16 - Diplomacy is All Well and Good Until You Get Punched in the Mouth 2093

#17 - Blood is Thicker Than Water 2078

#18 - A Person's Importance Can't Be Measured 1968

#19 - It's a Fine Line Between Man and Beast 2302

#20 - The Blood of the Covenant is Thicker Than the Covenant's Custard (Or Something Like That) 2564

#21 - A New Job Takes Some Getting Used To 1893

#22 - If You Don't Knock Before Entering, You're Best Off Bringing a Shield 2130

#23 - If You Read Someone Else's Diary, Be Prepared For the Consequences 2668

#24 - If You're a Repeat Customer and They Remember You, It Means You're Annoying 2007

#25 - Most of the Time, the Problem's Right In Front of You 2297

#26 - People Too Shy to Ask Directions Normally Have the Best Adventures 2233

#27 - Those Who Can't Talk With Words Use Their Fists Instead 2064

#28 - Going in Circles is Frustrating Until You Realise That Life is a Circle 2146

#29 - Some Things Can't Be Taught 2878

#30 - You Can Choose Your Family But You Can't Choose Your Friends 2218

#31 - Confession Doesn't Make the Sins Go Away 2275

#32 - Even Cat People Know That Cats Are Assholes 2253

#33 - A Needle in a Haystack is Easier to Find Than One in a Needle-Stack 2229

#34 - Always Keep a Spare Bag of Catnip - Just in Case 2407

#35 - Friendship Has No Barriers 2148

#36 - Angels and Demons Make Great Partners 2033

#37 - Only Lie in Interviews if You Can Keep it up Forever 2054

#38 - There's No Such Thing as a Fair Fight 1844

#39 - What Takes Forever to Gain May Be Lost in a Moment 2027

#40 - Never Let Go of Their Hand 2192

#41 - Winter is the Best Season for Armageddon—You'll Save so Much on Heating! 2038

#42 - The Best Way to Make Your Point is with a German Suplex 1988

#43 - Admitting When You're Wrong isn't a Weakness 2349

#44 - Masks are Made of Both Lies and Ideals 2406

#45 - What is Sentience if Not a Curse, Anyway? 1612

#46 - You Can't Protect Yourself from Everything 2158

#47 - The Worst Things are All in Your Head 1994

#48 - Rich People Make Their Own Rules 2246

#49 - The Past Comes Back to Bite You When You Least Expect it 1942

#50 - Don't Try to Cultivate What You Don't Understand (1) 2031

#51 - Don't Try to Cultivate What You Don't Understand (2) 1605

#52 - Bookshops are Basically Just Bars for Nerds 2010

#53 - It's Always the Nicest People Who Have the Most to Hide 2014

#54 - A Realistic Detective Show Would be Like a Brick Giving a Lecture on Drying Paint 2244

#55 - You Never See the Background Until it's Too Late 2208

#56 - Do Vampires Dream of Sparkling Sheep? 2186

#57 - Nothing's Ever as Simple as People Would Like 2273

#58 - When You Die, Do it Facing Forward 2197

#59 - Every Ending is Another New Beginning 2185

#60 - A Peaceful Period is Just the Universe Deciding Which Stick to Beat You With 1729

#61 - Your Time Machine Should Not be Made of Wood and Glass 2006

#62 - Even Experts Don't Know Everything 1949

#63 - Time Travel is Unpredictable 2087

#64 - Jack be Nimble, Jack be Quick (1) 1958

#65 - Jack be Nimble, Jack be Quick (2) 1280

#66 - Jack O' Lantern (1) 1795

#67 - Jack O'Lantern (2) 1895

#68 - Jack and Jill 2078

#69 - Jack and the Beanstalk (1) 2206

#70 - Jack and the Beanstalk (2) 2421

#71 - The Only Size That Matters is the Size of Your Heart 1913

#72 - Some Meanings Aren't in the Dictionary 2368

#73 - Fighting Isn't Just Done With Fists 1896

#74 - Rebuilding Junk is Easier Than Creating a Marvel 2086

#75 - Some People Just Want to Kill You 1789

#76 - Running is Sometimes Harder Than Fighting 2038

#77 - People, Like Infections, Grow On You if Left Unchecked 2338

#78 - Home is Where the Coffee Stains Are 2021

#79 - You Can't Understand Until You Know 2659

#80 - Every Romance Needs an Ex or Ten 2869

#81 - Distrust Runs in Both Directions (1) 2285

#82 - Distrust Runs in Both Directions (2) 2396

#83 - Love May be Blind, But Hatred is Deaf 2933

#84 - Stop the Clocks 2639

Chapter 11 - Turn-Based Games Are Fun Because They're Unrealistic

Author's Note

Niall Stephens

This is personally my favourite chapter so far. Next time, as Jack might put it, is full of wastage.