#1 - A Jack-of-all-trades, But Master of None, Is Better Than a Master of One 2338 #2 - Family is Like a Fungus. Even if You Get Rid of It, It's Not Really Gone 1894 #3 - You Should Choose Your Vehicle the Same Way You Choose Your Friends 1927 #4 - Worried Parents Make an Apache Helicopter Look Like a Chihuahua 2186 #5 - You Can't Call Yourself Civilised Until You've Put on Your Pants 2578 #6 - Everybody's a Slave to Something, When You Think About It 2487 #7 - Just Because You Think You're Special Doesn't Mean You're Exempt From Parking Laws, Dammit! 2134 #8 - Comedy and Tragedy Are the Same Thing, Just From Different Perspectives 2227 #9 - Always Bring Your Turtle to a Magic Fight 2367 #10 - The Only Thing More Fragile Than a Snowflake is a Winner's Pride 2087 #11 - Turn-Based Games Are Fun Because They're Unrealistic 2174 #12 - Just Because It's Made For Kids Doesn't Mean Adults Can't Enjoy It 2135 #13 - A Game Is Only as Serious as Its Stakes 2375 #14 - You Can't Just Leeroy Jenkins Your Way Out of Everything (1) 2039 #15 - You Can't Just Leeroy Jenkins Your Way Out of Everything (2) 1997 #16 - Diplomacy is All Well and Good Until You Get Punched in the Mouth 2093 #17 - Blood is Thicker Than Water 2078 #18 - A Person's Importance Can't Be Measured 1968 #19 - It's a Fine Line Between Man and Beast 2302 #20 - The Blood of the Covenant is Thicker Than the Covenant's Custard (Or Something Like That) 2564 #21 - A New Job Takes Some Getting Used To 1893 #22 - If You Don't Knock Before Entering, You're Best Off Bringing a Shield 2130 #23 - If You Read Someone Else's Diary, Be Prepared For the Consequences 2668 #24 - If You're a Repeat Customer and They Remember You, It Means You're Annoying 2007 #25 - Most of the Time, the Problem's Right In Front of You 2297 #26 - People Too Shy to Ask Directions Normally Have the Best Adventures 2233 #27 - Those Who Can't Talk With Words Use Their Fists Instead 2064 #28 - Going in Circles is Frustrating Until You Realise That Life is a Circle 2146 #29 - Some Things Can't Be Taught 2878 #30 - You Can Choose Your Family But You Can't Choose Your Friends 2218 #31 - Confession Doesn't Make the Sins Go Away 2275 #32 - Even Cat People Know That Cats Are Assholes 2253 #33 - A Needle in a Haystack is Easier to Find Than One in a Needle-Stack 2229 #34 - Always Keep a Spare Bag of Catnip - Just in Case 2407 #35 - Friendship Has No Barriers 2148 #36 - Angels and Demons Make Great Partners 2033 #37 - Only Lie in Interviews if You Can Keep it up Forever 2054 #38 - There's No Such Thing as a Fair Fight 1844 #39 - What Takes Forever to Gain May Be Lost in a Moment 2027 #40 - Never Let Go of Their Hand 2192 #41 - Winter is the Best Season for Armageddon—You'll Save so Much on Heating! 2038 #42 - The Best Way to Make Your Point is with a German Suplex 1988 #43 - Admitting When You're Wrong isn't a Weakness 2349 #44 - Masks are Made of Both Lies and Ideals 2406 #45 - What is Sentience if Not a Curse, Anyway? 1612 #46 - You Can't Protect Yourself from Everything 2158 #47 - The Worst Things are All in Your Head 1994 #48 - Rich People Make Their Own Rules 2246 #49 - The Past Comes Back to Bite You When You Least Expect it 1942 #50 - Don't Try to Cultivate What You Don't Understand (1) 2031 #51 - Don't Try to Cultivate What You Don't Understand (2) 1605 #52 - Bookshops are Basically Just Bars for Nerds 2010 #53 - It's Always the Nicest People Who Have the Most to Hide 2014 #54 - A Realistic Detective Show Would be Like a Brick Giving a Lecture on Drying Paint 2244 #55 - You Never See the Background Until it's Too Late 2208 #56 - Do Vampires Dream of Sparkling Sheep? 2186 #57 - Nothing's Ever as Simple as People Would Like 2273 #58 - When You Die, Do it Facing Forward 2197 #59 - Every Ending is Another New Beginning 2185 #60 - A Peaceful Period is Just the Universe Deciding Which Stick to Beat You With 1729 #61 - Your Time Machine Should Not be Made of Wood and Glass 2006 #62 - Even Experts Don't Know Everything 1949 #63 - Time Travel is Unpredictable 2087 #64 - Jack be Nimble, Jack be Quick (1) 1958 #65 - Jack be Nimble, Jack be Quick (2) 1280 #66 - Jack O' Lantern (1) 1795 #67 - Jack O'Lantern (2) 1895 #68 - Jack and Jill 2078 #69 - Jack and the Beanstalk (1) 2206 #70 - Jack and the Beanstalk (2) 2421 #71 - The Only Size That Matters is the Size of Your Heart 1913 #72 - Some Meanings Aren't in the Dictionary 2368 #73 - Fighting Isn't Just Done With Fists 1896 #74 - Rebuilding Junk is Easier Than Creating a Marvel 2086 #75 - Some People Just Want to Kill You 1789 #76 - Running is Sometimes Harder Than Fighting 2038 #77 - People, Like Infections, Grow On You if Left Unchecked 2338 #78 - Home is Where the Coffee Stains Are 2021 #79 - You Can't Understand Until You Know 2659 #80 - Every Romance Needs an Ex or Ten 2869 #81 - Distrust Runs in Both Directions (1) 2285 #82 - Distrust Runs in Both Directions (2) 2396 #83 - Love May be Blind, But Hatred is Deaf 2933 #84 - Stop the Clocks 2639